It kills me that I'm the perfect fit for this, but I can't relocate right now.

-Strong PHP. Write my own libraries if they don't exist to solve problems.

-Lots of experience with MVC. Particularly Kohana, and a proprietary MVC.

-Lots of experience with Postgres. Have designed complete schemas for many apps. Good at denormalising DBs for performance, and writing queries.

-I'm OCD when it comes to software quality. I'm not satisfied when code is "functional", it should also be clean and efficient, and ideally reusable.

-Write HTML and awesome JS with OO patterns. Have a working understanding of CSS, but I'm not a designer.

-Strong jQuery. Familiar with bootstrap, but haven't delved too deep into it.

-Manage my own Ubuntu Server for fun.

-I even make branches before I commit breaking changes.

-I love building new software that does cool things, especially if it uses new tech (websockets, cassandra, html5, etc).

But... can't relocate away from Brisbane for the foreseeable future, so ineligible. :(