WhyPHPSucks“Recallingtheexactsyntaxforthebuilt-instab()function,youmakeasaneassumptionandcallshoot(GUN,FOOT);Thefootshootsyourgun.”—Someuserwhocallstheirself“plams”ontheSomethingAwfulForumsThisisalistofreasonsIdon'tlikePHP.SomereasonsinvolveactualdeficienciesinPHP;othersinvolvefeaturesthatotherprogramminglanguagesprovidethatPHPhasnoreason...